cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*